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Hebrew Roots YouTube Teacher Visits Purgatory

1/20/2019

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YouTube teacher Elisha ben Yabbadabbadoo has an amazing story to tell about when his soul left his body and he found out that Heaven was Catholic purgatory.  

"Well, I am the YouTube teacher for the pagan police, I have 2 viewers in Israel and my job is to expose paganism", says Mr Yabbadabbadoo.  "I realized that water is pagan, because pagans drink water, food is pagan because....well pagans eat food.  Did you know that toilet paper is not mentioned in the Bible?  But I heard once that Alister Crowley used toilet paper so no toilet paper for me.  I temporarily died of starvation and dehydration and I was taken to heaven where all paganism can't exist.  I was in a white room.  No bed, no table, no air conditioning none of those pagan things."

When Yabbadabbadoo's wife noticed he wasn't breathing paramedics attempted to rehydrate him and inserted within him a feeding tube.  Though in a coma for 2 weeks he was finally revived.  When asked in the hospital what he thought of the feeding tube he said he will have to research if it is kosher to see if any pagans ever had a feeding tube.  Though he says he says he has plans to sue the hospital for giving him a pagan bed and a pagan nightstand and a pagan tv in his room.  His youtube followers are also up in arms and nearly a dozen of them have been picketing outside the hospital, without signs, because they claim Paul Bunion was a pagan and cut wood.  

​Story Developing..........

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